My oldest son has this horrible habit of sitting on his knees. Now that he is getting older, he is butt-flat more often than not but, being a kid, he still needs reminders.
His grade 3 teacher did not tolerate “butts in the air” from any of her class. She was known to ask “Do you have a pimple on your bum?” to some unsuspecting child who would meekly answer “no”, only to be told to sit on the chair properly. Skipper was often a part of such a conversation.
Now, before I go any further, I am going to remind you that Skipper has been riding his bike with me for years; he started in grade one. By the time he was in grade 3, six miles rides were common.
One day, he sat in class, on his knees, butt-up in the air.
Teacher: Skipper, do you have a pimple on your bum?
Skipper: Actually, I do. It’s a sweat pimple from all of the bike riding I do.
He was never asked again.
Maybe, just maybe, they’ll come out with Anti-Monkey Butt Powder for Kids.
Hahahahaha, that'll teach HER!
Wouldn't you have loved to have seen the teachers face when she heard that awesome reply?!?
LOL I love this..haha
LOL that's awesome! Way to go, Skipper! Too bad he's not in my class – we'd have had a lot of fun with that one!
Ha! I love it.
Too funny.
If I had a butt pimple, that's a guaranteed sick day.
And great essay, I tried to vote, but well, I don't think it worked. Good luck!
hahahaha! That is great!! And actually, they do have baby AMBP….
Ha! That made me laugh! He must be proud of the rides he does. That'll teach her not to ask that question ever again!
That is so funny! I love that he rides with you so much. Army son used to ride with me before little sister got to big for the jogger. I loved the company. He never told me about the butt pimple problems though. š